(?も솵??

(THUNDER CLAPPING)

(PHONE RINGING)

(RINGING CONTINUES)

Hello? Hello?

(PERSON TALKING INDISTINCTLY
OVER PHONE)

(PHONE RINGS)

Hello?

Another day.

Another day.

(BELL JINGLES)

(SIGHS)

(CONSTRUCTION MACHINES
GRINDING AND POUNDING)

Go away.

Go away.

(MAN COUGHS)

(?も솵??

(BICYCLE BELL RINGS)

When I say stop, you have to...
Morning.

Have a nice day.

WOMAN: (OVER SPEAKER)
Good morning, madam.

We at Euphoria Finance want to put
the "you" back into euphoria.

Your lifestyle is our concern.

Your dreams are our dreams.

That's why we say,
"Enough is never enough."

Call us today and ask for more.

Good morning, madam.
We at Euphoria...

Everyone's getting rich, except you.

Learn the secrets of their success
tonight at 8 on DuMBC.

Bored with Buddhism,
sick of Scientology?

Then the Church of Batman
the Redeemer may be the answer.

The future has come and gone.

Where were you?

Don't miss out the next time.
Call 897-3434.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(HORNS HONKING)

WOMAN 1: Occupy Mall Street now.

Autumn sales have started.
Bargains galore.

Up to 100 percent off selected items.

Autumn sales have started.
Bargains galore.

Up to 100 percent off selected items.

WOMAN 2: ...24 hours a day at BabyC.

We've cut out all the bad news.

(?も솵??

FEMALE ANNOUNCER: We live in
a chaotic, confusing world.

So many choices, so little time.

What do we need?

Who do with love?

What brings us joy?

(DOG BARKING)

MALE ANNOUNCER: Mancom, making
sense of the good things in life.

(CROWD APPLAUDING)

Ahem. I hope you
enjoyed our presentation.

Thank you. Thank you very much.
Thank you.

Now, if you'll please follow me.

Please stay together.
Here's your chance to observe

Mancom's proprietary Q-void
computation system in action.

No photos, please. Thank you.

We call it the power of six.

Six degrees of convergence,

providing stability
for business or personal needs.

As you can see, our company
encourages an atmosphere

of vigorous
but healthy competition.

(INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT
OVER SPEAKER)

(PHONE RINGING)

Hello, Qohen Leth.
Corporate Health Maintenance

have approved review of your
disability request for today at 14:40.

Please be prompt.

We're nothing if not prompt.

(MACHINE WHIRRING)

All right, Quinn.

How's it hanging?

It's Qohen, Mr. Joby.

And as we've told you before,
it isn't hanging well. We're dying.

You should see the medics about that.
Can't afford to lose you.

We have an appointment this afternoon.
Not this afternoon.

You approved it.
Cancel.

You got still the Transfinite Paradox
project due today.

Finished.

Pathologics division's running
the standard redundancies.

You do all that this morning?

As mentioned to you repeatedly,
we detest working here.

Considering our output,
we can't begin to understand

why you insist on our coming here.
That's a Management issue.

It's Qohen. Q. no U, O-H-E-N.
Out of my hands.

Then perhaps we should be talking
to Management.

No, no, no.
Nobody speaks to Management.

You know that. No way, no way.
Look, take my advice.

Knock off the bitching and moaning.
It's not bad.

We could accept
braving this ghastly place

were it not for fear
of missing our call.

Oh, that call, yeah. Could you not let
the machine take it or call forwarding?

I could always bend the rules
on personal calls in your case.

We have to be home to receive it.

Look, I'll see what I can do, all right?

Sorry.

We prefer not to be touched.
All right.

DOCTOR 1: Qohen Leth,
ontological research division,

requesting disability leave.

Or reassignment to work at home.

That's Management's decision,
Mr. Leth.

We only deal with health issues
here.

What seems to be the problem?

We are dying.
DOCTOR 2: Who's we?

Us. Ourselves.

But there's only one of you.
QOHEN: So it would appear.

(DOCTOR 1 COUGHS)

This subject has undergone
five physicals the last year.

He's healthy as a horse.

My hair has fallen out.
DOCTOR 1: Perfectly normal.

You're the most productive
number cruncher in your unit.

Entity crunchers.

We work with esoteric data
that have a life on their own

and are substantially more complex
than numbers.

In the experience of this board,
dying people are rarely so productive.

QOHEN: Nevertheless, we're dying.
No, we're not.

Yes, we are.

No, we're not.
Yes, we are.

We're not.
Yes, we are.

Not. Not. Not.
Bus, bus.

May the party-party bug.

DOCTOR 3: I'll do this one.

(DOCTOR 1 COUGHING)

You're not dying.

Although, in a way,

from the moment of birth,
we all begin to die.

Call it divinely planned
obsolescence.

Soon or late, beggar or king,
death is the end of all things.

Why, life might be seen as a virus

infecting the perfect organism
of death.

DOCTOR 2: That's enough, doctor.

It's true.

Disability request denied.
It's back to work for you.

However, this board recommends
further psychiatric evaluation.

QOHEN: I haven't time for more therapists.

I hope you'll have time for this.

Did you hear about tonight?
Changed.

It's not 8, it's 7:30, right?
Okay.

I'm going as a tiger.

(BOTH LAUGH)

All right, Quinn. I told you,
the medics wouldn't help. Leave it.

It's all right. Joby's on the job.
Problem solved.

You're sending us home?
One thing at a time.

I can get Management to see you.
He's coming to my party tonight.

Party?
I'll just give you the address.

You turn up and I'll do the rest.

We're afraid we can't.

What, staying in
and washing your hair?

We have to stay home,
wait for our call.

Look, do you want my help or not?

We fear parties.

Never quite know where to stand.

(LAUGHING)

You kill me, you lunatic.
You don't know where to stand?

You gotta love it.

I'll see you tonight, Quinn.

It's Qohen.

Hey! Quinn!

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING INSIDE)

That's the wrong way.
This way. This way.

Party. Party. Come in. Come in.

MAN: Yeah.

This is the main room,
everything's free in there.

Hello, Barbara.
How you doing, darling? All right?

You... She can't...

You see what this is?

You see this? Know what it is?

That's marble. It's real marble.

This place is covered in it.
It's my uncle's.

It was my uncle's. He lost everything
in the Sit On My Facebook crash.

The removal men
are coming tomorrow

but tonight, it's ours,

so you party. Heh. Whoo!

Is Management here?
MM! Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Keep it down.
You don't wanna start a rumour, right?

Where's Management?
Shh.

When he gets here, I'll let you know.

In the meantime, lighten up.
Have some fun for a change.

And mingle, Quinn. Mingle, all right?

It's Qohen.

Yeah, yeah, of course.

(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

(MAN LAUGHS)

Hi.

I love the look.

Final evolution or re-product?

Maximum brain, minimalist body.

Excuse us.

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

(GRUNTS)

(SIGHS)

(?も솵??

(CLINKING)

(GASPS)

Sit.

Now, what seems to be the problem?

We simply want to go home.

Home?

(MUTTERS)

We can tell that you are a man
who values his solitude,

and we too are better off left alone.

We fail to see the logic
in wasting time commuting

to a cubicle
where we work independently

amid other workers
similarly cubicled.

We could easily double
the output there

at home.

And our chief concern
is that we might miss our call.

You see, we've been waiting
for a call all our life now.

And, well, we've...

The nature or the origin of our call
remains a mystery to us.

We can't help but hope

that it will provide us with a purpose
we've long lived without.

You're quite insane, Mr. Leth.

We're sorry to have disturbed you.

Drink?
No.

MAN: Drink?

Oh! Whoa. Quinn,
you chrome dome bastard.

Where are you sneaking off?
Sneaky, sneaky.

Give me that coat.
We've seen him.

Who?
Management.

Would you stop?
Management parties incognito.

No, this isn't what he...
You're blowing his cover.

We really must go home now.

JOBY: No. Look, I'll sort something out.
I'll get you a proper meeting with him.

There's no way you're going
without something to eat.

It's Qohen.

We've had, apparently, our meeting.
Just one.

Our diet dictates against any foods
with perceptible flavour.

All right, all right, all right.
Eat, eat, eat. That's an order.

Plenty of eats.

(GASPING)

Plenty more.

Plenty for everybody.

All right.
Hey. Hold. Hold it. Yeah.

(CHOKING)

What is the meaning of life,
Mr. Leth?

Ah. So close to its end
and still no answers.

I have a special project for you that
could prove to be mutually beneficial.

There's not a lot of time,
not much time at all.

(GRUNTS)

(QOHEN WHEEZING)

(BOTH PANTING)

Whoo!

(?も솵??

Okay.

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

WOMAN: You alive in there?

Whoo. Are you okay?

Yeah?

Yeah.

Excuse us.

Care to join me?
Excuse us?

I won't be long.

(URINATING)

So I saved your life.

So what?

Thank you.
You're welcome.

I'm Bainsley.

And you are?

Qohen. Q, no U.

And you work with these people?

In a manner of speaking, yeah.

What do you do?
Us? We crunch entities.

You got a mouse in your pocket? Heh.
Excuse us?

But who's "we"?

Us. Ourselves.

Oh, catchy.

WOMAN: Hey, help!

You're staring at me.

You think my dress
is incredibly ugly?

Well, it's my daddy's fault.

He used to buy me these incredibly
ugly clothes to keep the boys away.

It didn't work.

Only made me wanna get naked.

And that's no way
to keep the boys away.

Excuse us.

We really must leave now.

No, wait.

Just wait.

Wait.

Did anybody ever tell you,
"Be careful what you wish for"?

Excuse us? What's all this about?
You're going home.

(CLOCK BELL RINGS)

Zero theorem.

All very hush-hush.

Management's been handpicking talent
since before I was hired.

Nobody lasts.
It's a guaranteed burnout project.

I worked at it for about three weeks
when I was young.

Drove me balmy.

After Zip-T,
I couldn't crunch Coco Pops.

That's why Management
made me a supervisor.

You might've noticed I'm a few raisins
short of a full scoop. Ha-ha.

That's why he chose you,
I think. Ooh.

Nothing left to lose. The Tech boys
should be around at your place now,

changing the locks, setting up the
standard at-home work force security.

I've got my money on you, Quinn.

You'll be proving that theorem
in no time.

What exactly will we be proving?
That Management's getting desperate.

(LAUGHS)

(?も솵??

Have you ever wondered where
all the stuff you crunch winds up?

Voil횪.

(JOBY CHUCKLES)

JOBY: Here. Put this on.

Come.

Neural Net Mancrive.

The centre of Management's
entire operation.

Smart as shit and still learning.

(IMITATING ELMER FUDD)
Now, be very, very quiet.

We're hunting entities.

(CHUCKLES)

(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Working hard, Bob, or hardly working?

Today's the same, Bob.

Don't mind me, Bob, I'm just getting
Quinn started on the old Zipster.

That's a waste of time, Bob.

I give him two weeks.

That's Bob, summer intern.

Why does he call you Bob?
JOBY: Oh, Bob calls everybody Bob.

He says it's a waste of brain cells
remembering names.

He's a hardware specialist.
Isn't he rather young for that?

No, that kid could programme
before he could walk.

(WHIRRING)

Right. Now, here's your software.

Management will send you
new data downloads every week.

How long is this project
going to take?

Don't know. It could take forever.

When I was a little tyke, everybody
thought neutrinos had no mass.

Somebody discovered
they do have mass.

Tiny little bit of mass,
but mass is mass, right?

It's got to add up to something.

That stuff used to keep me awake
at night. Not that you should worry.

Everything's under control.
You got everything you wanted.

Ever get a feeling the world's
giggling behind your back?

Everybody in the universe

is in on some cosmic joke.
Everybody but you.

The only reason you're not laughing
is you're the punchline.

You ever get that feeling, Quinn?
It's Qohen.

Working hard, Bob,
or hardly working?

BOB: Well, it pays the same, Bob.

Pays the same.

(CHIRPS)

LIPS: Zero currently equals 93.
78926 percent.

Zero must equal 100 percent.

Your first instalment of processed data
is due for upload in four hours.

Good luck.

(CHIRPS)

Yeah.

Hmm.

(CHIRPS)

(BEEPING)

Yeah.

LIPS: Hello, Qohen Leth.

Your next instalment of processed data
is due for upload in one hour.

(?も솵??

(?も솵??

Enter number of minutes needed
for target overrun.

(SIGHS)

(MICROWAVE BEEPS)

LIPS: Hello, Qohen Leth.
This is a courtesy call.

Zero currently equals
93. 789 percent.

Zero must equal 100 percent.

(GRUNTS)

(PHONE RINGS)

Yeah?
LIPS: Hello, Qohen Leth.

Your next instalment of processed data
is due for upload in one hour.

If the target timetable is attainable,
press one.

If not, enter what is needed
for target overrun.

Your next instalment of processed data
is...

(WIND HOWLING)

(ALARM BLARING)

(?も솵??

LIPS: Zero must equal 100 percent.

Zero must equal 100 percent.

Zero must equal 100 percent.

You seem tense, Qohen.

Let's return to the subject
of your fears.

In past sessions, you have reported
a fear of death, a fear of life,

a fear of open spaces,
closed places,

a fear of people,
a fear of being alone,

a fear of missing certain.
No.

We fear a great many things,
but we fear nothing most of all.

Please go on.
In what manner?

Are you trying to be difficult?
Not at all.

It seems we're capable
of being difficult without trying.

We've spoken about your fears.

Let's speak about your joys.

At present, there's very little
we can think of that brings us joy.

What brought you joy in the past?

(SIGHS)

We recall enjoying food once.
What was your favourite food?

That, we can't recall.

At present, we feel no joy.

What do you feel?

Nothing.

You're a tough nut to crack, Qohen.

And, of course, I don't mean "nut"
in the pejorative sense.

Let's examine...

(PHONE RINGS)

LIPS: Hello, Qohen Leth.
This is a courtesy call.

Your next instalment of processed data
is due for upload in one hour.

What?
If target timetable is attainable,

press one. If not, ent...

Please enter number of minutes needed
for target overruns.

One moment, please.
Management have authorised

a 60-minute overrun.
No, that...

Goodbye, Mr. Leth.
That's nothing... No.

We can finish this session
another time, Qohen.

I think you'd better get back to work.
These entities refuse

to remain crunched.

Each has its own meaning,
but that changes

depending on the following.
Qohen.

Which then changes Deep breath.

Depending on the meaning of...
Deep breath in and out.

Deep breath in...

and out.
All we want is our call.

Yes, your call.

We'll complete this session
another time.

(?も솵??

LIPS: Hello, Qohen Leth.
This is a courtesy call.

Your next instalment of processed data
is due...

Hello, Qohen Leth.
This is a courtesy call.

Your next instalment of processed data
is due for upload in one hour.

Hello, Qohen Leth.

BAINSLEY: Are you an entity process?

Have you tried them?

You should try herbs.

I'm happy with herbs.

Way happy.

They should put them
in the drinking water. Ha-ha-ha.

Black fluoride. Ha-ha-ha.

Are you here alone?

(UPBEAT PARTY MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

We are generally everywhere alone.

I love mystery.

Turns me on.

Well, you don't know me
and I don't know you.

No.

I'm the neighbour.
MM-hm.

There's always a neighbour
at this kind of party.

Care to come to my place?

We'd only disappoint you
as we have countless others.

(GASPS)

That's the best line I've heard
all night.

Thank you.
MM.

We must leave now.

Hey, wait.

Wait.

Don't say no.

Just think about it.

If it's not now, some other time.

Just have to call me.

LIPS: Goodbye, Mr. Leth. Goodbye, Mr.
Leth. Goodbye, Mr. Leth.

Oh!

(GROANS)

Next instalment of processed data
is due for upload in one hour.

If the target timetable is attainable,
press one.

If not, enter what is needed
for target overrun.

Please enter the number of minutes
needed for target overrun.

Zero must equal 100 percent.

(MUMBLING)

Zero must equal 100 percent.

(BEEPING)

Go like this.

Ha-ha-ha.
Sideways walks the crab, and...

(?も솵??

(MUTTERING)

Ha-ha-ha, oh!

No. No.

(SIGHS)

Come on.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, no, no!

(PHONE RINGS)

What? Not now.
LIPS: Processed data is due for upload.

Please enter number of minutes
needed for target overrun.

That timetable is not authorised.
Please enter the estimated number.

Please enter the estimated number.
Shut up. Shut up.

That timetable is not authorised.

(PHONE RINGING)

Please enter the estimated number.
I'm gonna catch them.

That timetable is not authorised.
Please enter the estimated number.

That timetable is not authorised.
Please enter the estimated number.

No.
SHRINK-ROM: Deep breaths, Qohen.

Not you. No, we won't breathe!
Deep breaths, remember?

(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)

And you too!

No!

(INAUDIBLE)

(INTERCOM BUZZING)

Hello?

JOBY: Management says
you've got a problem.

(SIGHS)

(SHOOING)

(KNOCKING)

Quinn, you tortured little slut,
that is. Been a long time.

How are you? Still dying, I see.

What are you doing here?
Field work.

I love it. Gets me out of the office
into a snappy uniform. Ha, ha.

(SHOOING)

You could use a woman's touch,
Quinn.

Eh...

Ah. Management
can't get through to you.

What's the story?

At present, we have difficulty
maintaining our upload schedule.

The entities
are behaving very strangely.

Yeah.

Personnel meltdown.
I've seen plenty of it.

I'd pull you off the pitch

but Management wants
to give you another chance.

Don't ask me why.

Ooh.

Phone trouble, was it?

Tried to fix it yourself, did you?

(LAUGHS)

(?も솵??

Wrong tool for the job.

Ball-peen's more for hammering out
dents in sheet metal,

not for close tolerance
phone repair.

It's all about connections, Quinn.

Wires, wireless,
weaving a World Wide Web.

Can't get anything
if you're disconnected.

Voil횪.

Tell you what,
this manual work's giving me a thirst.

You've not got a beer
for a working man, have you?

We have tap water.

Yu m-yum.

(FLY BUZZING)

Thank you.

(SIGHS)

I miss you, Quinn.

Supervisors
don't make many friends.

You consider us a friend?
Yeah, of course I do.

Of course I do.

So, what's the real problem?

The zero theorem is unproveable.

(?も솵??

We still haven't received
our phone call.

You don't trust Management.

Nothing adds up.

No, you got it backwards. Everything
adds up to nothing, that's the point.

What's the point?
Exactly. What's the point of anything?

You've got a case
of the zero theorem heebie-jeebies.

Don't you think working
sucked the soul out of me?

Bet your big bald buns, it did.
I was nowhere near where you are.

You're knocking on the door, Quinn.
No wonder you're stressed.

Sit down.

Sit down.

Do you really have no idea
what you're doing?

We don't care.
All we care about is our call.

Could you inform Management
we want our call and we want it now?

Yes, yes, yes,
God, talk about tunnel vision.

You'll get your call.
You're a bundle of nerves.

You can't work like this.

You're not gonna get that call of yours
all wound up tight like this.

I've got a friend
who might be able to help.

You said you didn't have any friends.
Ouch, Quinn, ouch. That hurts.

It's Qohen.

Q, no U, O-H-E-N.

All right.
No need to spell it out, man.

I've got the picture.

Let Joby handle it.

(?も솵??

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

(INTERCOM BUZZES)

Yes?
BAINSLEY: Mr. Leth?

Qohen Leth?

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Surprise.

Bainsley.

I waited.

You never called.

Oh, you poor thing.

Joby's right, you need me.

You're Mr. Joby's friend?

Well, Joby doesn't have any friends.

I feel so, so holy,

going to the chapel of love.

We prefer not to be touched.

The rent must be outrageous.

Actually, we own the building.

We bought it from an insurance
company some years ago.

There'd been extensive fire damage.

The previous occupants
were an order of monastic monks

who've sworn vows of chastity...

poverty and silence.

Apparently, no one broke the silence
to yell fire.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

And what do we have here?

Oh. Ha-ha-ha.

Goodness me.

What other surprises do you have
for me?

That was a gift from...

Shh.

(?も솵??

You have...

the most intriguing bone structure.

So polished.

So, so pure.

Ahh. So pure.

Hey, a mighty big hard drive
you got here.

What work do you do exactly?

Well, I shoot trouble.

Mr. Joby seemed to think

that you might help us get our call?
Yeah.

Yeah, he mentioned the call thing.

You're staring at me.

We're terribly sorry.
Ahh!

(WHIMPERING)

I just broke a nail.

On your big, fat, stupid keyboard.
We'll get our first aid kit.

Would you please just kiss it.
Excuse us?

Whenever I hurt myself,
my daddy would kiss it

and make it all better.

Well, we fail to see how...
Please.

You call that a kiss?

(?も솵??

There.

All better?

SHRINK-ROM: (OVER MONITOR)
Excuse me,

couldn't help noticing this
young lady's pathological attempts

to project upon you her unresolved
issues of paternal abandonment.

Given the significant age difference
between the two of you...

Nosy bitch.

My daddy didn't abandon me.

He died.

In case you're getting
the wrong idea,

I should tell you
that I don't do sexual intercourse.

I don't care if a guy wraps himself up
like a latex mummy.

But...
But nothing is going inside me.

Way too dangerous.

I'm into tantric,
bio-telemetric interfacing now.

It's smart and safe.

And, God, it just feel so super tingly.

Got anything to eat around here?

I'm starving my ass off.

(?も솵??

Ah. What a mess.

(FLIES BUZZING)

You're staring at me again.
Forgive us.

Well, I don't mind.

Just noticing, that's all.

You're a pretty intense guy.

So here you are, Qohen,

locked up all alone
and waiting for...

For what? For a phone call?

So tell me, what's that all about?
Hmm?

No, we've grown weary
explaining ourselves.

But how am I supposed to help
if you don't tell me? Hmm?

Please.

Please.

So come on.

How did it all start?

We're not quite certain.

We must confess
that for good or ill,

that we always wanted
to feel different,

unique.

Objective analysis, however, concluded
that we're as inconsequential

as anyone else.

We are but one
in many single worker bee

in a vast swarm

subject to the same imperatives
as billions of others.

We dulled our discontent
in alcohol, drugs, sex.

And then it happened.

One night...

(?も솵??

oh, a long time ago,

we were awakened
by the phone ringing.

We picked it up.

A voice on the other end said:

"Qohen Leth."

(SNORTS)

But before we could respond,

we felt
this great yawning maul of power

opening through the phone line.

We felt a sudden rush of joy
unlike anything we've ever felt before.

Then we knew quite clearly
that we only had to answer "yes"

and the voice would tell us
the meaning of our life.

The voice would tell us
our special calling.

The voice would give us a reason
for being.

(BREATH ES DEEPLY)

And then?

And then...

in our excitement,

we dropped the receiver,
disconnecting ourselves.

You've been waiting for a call-back
ever since?

What other reason is there
to pick up the phone?

Well, communication for one.

It's mostly unnecessary.

But that's what we're doing now.

In a manner of speaking.

So all this time, you've been waiting
for a mysterious voice

to tell you what to do
with your life.

Wow. Probably just
a cold call anyway.

If you hadn't dropped the phone,
you'd own a time share in Majorca.

Big deal. Heh.

Do you really believe everything
you've just told me?

Yes.

Okay.

Okay.

I can help you.

But don't go away.

And I'll be back in a tail shake,
all right?

(?も솵??

(INTERCOM BUZZING)

Bainsley?
BOB: Bob, buzz me in.

Bob who?
Bob, (have to take a wicked pee.

Buzz me in, Scotty.

Our name isn't Scotty.

I know that, Bob.

Our name isn't Bob.
Come on.

I'm doing the tinkle dance here.

(INTERCOM BUZZING)

(URGENT KNOCKING ON DOOR)

(?も솵??

Where's your bathroom?

Where's your bathroom?

It's here.

(BOB URINATING AND YELLING)

How did you get in?

BOB: Fucking magic.

Excuse my French.

Holy shit, man, I think I did some
renal damage holding it in that long.

Slim got stuck in traffic.

SLIM: Chubs drove, Bob.

Fast as I could.

SLIM: Sign here.
What?

A receipt of delivery.

We're delivering...
Bob. Assigned to help you. Sign.

Brilliant.
We'll pick him up in exactly four hours.

Don't lose him.
Don't lose him.

I wouldn't mess with the clones
if I were you.

They look harmless, but they'd
just as soon flame you to death.

This is a...
This is a creepy place you got here.

Are you okay?

Actually, we're dying.

For me to be with, I mean.
You're a scary looking guy, Bob.

Would you please stop
calling us Bob?

What do you want me to call you?
Mr. Leth.

Leth? No, no, it's too wormy.

Qohen, then.
Q, no U, O-H-E-N.

Gotta buy another vowel.

Q.
Or Q.

Yeah, Q will do.

Q is you.

Happy now?

Why are you here?

Old man assigned me
to get you up and running again.

The old man?
The boss.

The Darth Vader
of microprocessing.

The guy I call Daddy Dearest,
also known as Management.

You're Management's son?
The one and only.

Heir to his dark throne,
stuck working this summer job.

Order us a pizza.
I missed breakfast

and this is gonna take a while.

We have oatmeal if you chose...
If I wanted to vomit.

Order the pie, double cheese.

Fuck. Fuck.
How can you work like this?

Oh, it's fucking ridiculous.

Fuck. Fuck.

I can't stand people gawking at me.

Dad, Dad.

Bob's on the job.

(BEEPS FOUR TIMES)

BOB: That's better.

Who can work...? Who can work
with him looking over your shoulder?

We have nothing to hide.

The point is moot since we're not
working for him any longer.

Yeah, right,
keep telling yourself that.

What do you mean?
The old man is not done with you yet.

But we're done with him.

Like those preceding us,
we have burnt out.

We have decided to quit.
Smart move.

Too bad you can't.
What do you mean? Mr. Joby...

Joby will tell you
whatever the old man wants him to.

You're a tool.
The old man uses everybody.

That yummy night nurse chick?

Bainsley?
Tool.

No.

She promised to help us.
We are waiting for her.

Wait all you want. She's not
gonna be back. Your call girl,

she was paid by the hour.

We don't believe you.

So, what do you think?

This thing is years ahead
of the competition.

It works on nerve endings,
of course,

but it's also synced directly
to the brain synapses.

And Joby said
it was one of your projects.

We can't imagine.

We never thought of our project
actually having any purpose.

Top secret.
I'm the cyberspace test pilot.

But first,
you have to do something for me.

Voil횪.

And one size fits all.

Isn't it dangerous?
Oh.

Depends on your idea of danger.

Just trust me.

Suit up, plug in,
and click on my website at midnight.

You're going out like that?
They can look, but they can't touch.

And don't be late.

I can't wait.

(MEN CATCALLING)

BOB: So here's the deal, Q,
straight from the old man himself.

You go back to work
on this nasty Zippity-T...

We're no longer interested.
And in return,

I get you your call.

You? You will get us our call?

Yes, I will get you your call.
You're not the only genius around here.

I'm downloading your Shrink-Rom files
even as we speak.

Those sessions are private.
Sure they are.

(INTERCOM BUZZES)

Pizza! Pizza!

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Pizza.

Ooh.

Nice.

That's nice.

Uh... Where do I put it?

Hmm.

Not Just A Pizza.

So...

cash or charge?

Hey.

Thank you.

(MACHINE CHIRPS)

What are you staring at?
Uh, sorry. Shit. Nothing.

Uh, um... Sorry.
Oops. Heh-heh.

Wrong answer.

Thank you.

Hey.

Thank you.

Aaah!

Holy shit.

Oh, I think I got this hormonal
paradigm shift going on right now.

Was she looking at me funny?

We've grown accustomed to people
looking at us funny.

Yeah, but you are funny looking.

(ON RECORDING) ??Not Just A Pizza, yum, yum ?も솵

All right, I gotta run.

You can have the rest.

QOHEN: Our diet precludes pizza.

All right, well, save it.

I'll study your files,
be back first thing tomorrow.

(?も솵??

(LAUGHING)

BOB: You're late.
I'm right on time, Bob.

BOB: No excuses. Don't
let this happen again.

I'll be back, Q, you can trust me.
Let's go.

Why would we trust you?

You trusted everybody else.
Might as well trust me.

Lose the "we" thing. I can't work with it.
Too annoying.

Just ask the doc
if you don't believe me.

(?も솵??

(SLIM SCREAMS)

One size does not fit all.

(BLEEPING AND WHIRRING)

(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

(BLEEPING)

(KAREN SOUZA'S "CREEP"
PLAYING ON WEBSITE)

Hey.

??When you were here before ??/i

??Couldn't look you in the eye ??/i

??You're just like an angel ?も솵

(BEEPING)

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

(?も솵??

BAINSLEY: Like it?

I made it just for you.

The hair.

Something special

for a special guy. Heh, heh, heh,

We're not at all sure
it's quite us.

Don't be silly.

We no longer drink.

But you can do
anything you want here.

You can drink
and never get drunk.

And you can eat and never get fat.

Let's forget all about hammering
out dents in sheet metal. Hoo!

MM.

Huh.
Hm?

Good?

Hm?

Where is this place?

All in your mind,

or my mind.

MM.

Do you feel this?

But it's not real.

It's better than real.

You're in your computer.
I'm in mine.

We're connected by memory chips
and fibre optics.

And we're safe here.

Just trust me.

And let's get
this party started.

Ah! Oh! Ha, ha, ha.

Ooh!

(?も솵??

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Hey, come on.

Just come.
Ha, ha, ha.

Hey. Go. Whoo!

Yah!

(LAUGHING)

Here, here.

Yeah.

(LAUGHING)

Hey?

Qohen?

Qohen?

(?も솵??

(GASPING)

(GRUNTS)

(?も솵??

Who knew?

Can we die here?

I don't think so.

I hope.
You're not supposed to.

(BIRDS SQUAWKING)

Apparently, Management has assigned
his own son to get us our call.

We really think that he's far too young
to be entrusted with the responsibility

of such an extent that...
Oh, don't be such a wuss, Q.

Bob's a genius.

Whiz kid, super brain.

And if you don't know that,
shut up and listen.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS)

??Yo, you cannot
Will not help you, Q ??/i

??We do wanna help you
Ain't it true? ??/i

??But we won't help you get your call ??/i

??We will not help you, not at all ??/i

??Until you function
None will trust ??/i

??First-person plural Q's are out ??/i

??We got a plan for your sure cure
That gives you singular... ?も솵

(BEEPING)

How did you tamper
with our Shrink-Rom programme?

Oh, it's easy. She's a tool too,
in case you didn't notice.

Anyway, how long have you been
talking like the Queen of England?

Longer than we can remember.
Stop. Fuck off.

A former therapist suggested it
as a way to...

Yeah, yeah.

As a way to closer relate
to humankind.

Yeah, you keep it up,
I'm gonna hurl.

Dear old Dad says I can
use Mancom to get you your call,

as long as you keep
crunching, of course.

He's all hot on you.

We can't imagine why.

I've been wondering
about that too.

I figure there can only
really be one reason.

You're the one, Q.

You are the chosen one.

You're the one the oracle said
would someday come to us.

No. My guess: The old man picked you
because you're such a work dog.

The man says mush,
you hit the harness.

You drag that sled
till you drop.

You have any idea what
the zero theorem is all about?

Never seemed important.

Okay. Here's the poop, the whole
poop, and nothing but the poop.

You're trying to prove
that the universe is all for nothing.

All matter, all energy, all life,

it's just this one-time-only
Big Bang glitch.

Expanding universe
will eventually contract

into a super dense black hole.

Gravitational forces will be so strong
that everything

will get squeezed
into a point of zero dimension,

and "poof" the centre disappears.

No space, no time, no life,
no afterlife, nothing.

Nada, zilch, zip, zero.
Stop.

How would anyone believe
such a horrible thing?

What's so horrible?
I believe it.

Nothing's perfect.
Nothing lasts forever.

It's nothing to worry about
if you really think about it.

Your father should've assigned
the zero theorem project to you.

Well, he's been trying to,
for as long as I can remember.

But I refused to work on Zip-T.
Why?

Well, because I'm nobody's tool.

All right, that's your job.

LIPS: Zero must equal 100 percent.

Zero must equal 100 percent.

Zero must equal 100 percent.

(DIALLING)

Thank you.

(ON RECORDING) ??Not Just
A Pizza Yum, yum ?も솵

(KAREN SOUZA'S "CREEP" PLAYING)

(SIGHS)

??When you were here before ??/i

(COMPUTER BLEEPING)

??Couldn't look you in the eye ??/i

Hey.

??You're just like an angel ??/i

??Your skin makes me cry ?も솵

(BEEPING)

Don't. Don't, Qohen.
Don't what?

Don't use this girl.
We have no intention...

You've built a well. How is she to know
what she'll find inside there?

She's an emotionally damaged girl,
you're emotionally bereft.

This interruption is unacceptable.

We insist you run a scan
on your programme.

(BLEEPING)

Oh. Heh.

I'm sorry about that. Glitch fixed.

(BLEEPING)

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

(?も솵??

QOHEN: Shouldn't the sun have set by now?

I like to keep it this way.

Yeah.

But it's not real.
Heh.

Who cares?

What's the matter?

Hm?

Hey, want to have some fun?

Just take us someplace else.

QOHEN: Us?

Where?
Wherever.

A place all your own.

All you have to do is imagine it,
and the VR programme will do the rest.

Come on, take a chance.
I'm giving you the control.

Close your eyes.

And now

picture it in your mind.

Take us someplace special.

(?も솵??

BAINSLEY: Wow. Heh, heh.
What an imagination.

Ooh. Where's my bikini,
Mr. Qohen Leth?

What's wrong?

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

Ah! Qohen, stop!
Just close your eyes!

We can't!
Qohen, stop!

Is that what's inside you?

How can you live
with that kind of emptiness?

One day at a time.

Tell me you love me.

Just tell me.

I can help you.

We can help each other.

Tell me you love me.

Just trust me, Qohen.

(?も솵??

Oh, yes, Bainsley.

Yes, Bainsley, yes.

Yeah, here we can love you.

No more being alone.

No more phone calls.

No more projects.
No. No, don't even think that.

Don't say that.
Here, Bainsley. We can love you here.

We don't care about anything.
No, Management won't allow it.

Oh, Management.
He has no control over us.

No, don't even think it.
Qohen.

We can think what we want.

If Management doesn't like it, we quit.
No!

(GRUNTING)

(COMPUTER BLEEPING)

(WINGS FLAPPING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING
OVER EARPHONES)

??Oh, yeah ??

QOHEN: Excuse us, Bob.

??Starting a chain reaction ?も솵

Bob!

Hey, hey, wanna keep it down?
I'm trying to think.

How you doing with the mensicles?
We're not precisely certain.

Yeah, well, mush on, Q.
Mush on.

(PHONE RINGING)

Jesus.

Answer your fucking phone. Yeah?

Your next instalment of processed data
is due for upload in one hour.

Old man's phone doll.
Your next upload is due.

I'm nowhere near ready.
All right. All right.

Uh, we gotta get back to you.
All right. Bye.

(BLEEPING)

Chill, Q, don't let
tentacles get you down.

My guess is they're looking
for the least little entity.

The entity who could.

Find her
and she drags the rest behind...

Oh, there it is. Q! Don't let it get away.
I got it. I got it.

Fuck, I'm gonna start
a chain reaction.

Yeah!

(BEEPS)

What fucking luck.
What fucking luck!

That ought to keep
Mancom busy a while.

You're quite good at this,
aren't you?

I can sprint, Q.
but I can't go the distance.

If I didn't know it was impossible, I'd
say you're closing in on this thing.

Better get you your call before you
prove that nothing is calling.

Where are you going with that?

Major breakthrough. Gotta get with the
mainframe and figure out the details

so we can get this baby
flying again.

(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

(KAREN SOUZA'S "CREEP"
PLAYING ON WEBSITE)

??When you were here before ??/i

MM.

??Couldn't look you in the eye ??/i

(BAINSLEY MOANING)

(KEYBOARD CLACKING
AND COMPUTER BLEEPING)

??You're just like an angel ?も솵

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

MAN: (ON WEBSITE)
Oh, yes.

MAN: Bainsley, you are so,
Mm,

so hot.

Isn't she, boys?

(MAN LAUGHING)

Oh, we're just being joined
by a new stud for tonight's gangbang.

Bainsley, say hi to Mr. Qohen Leth.

(MUSIC STOPS)

Hey. Hey.

Qohen.

(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

(BLEEPS)

BAINSLEY: We're connected by
memory chips and fibre optics.

This is my place.

We're safe here.

BOB: She's not gonna be
back, your call girl.

She was paid by the hour.

(BLEEPING)

(KAREN SOUZA'S "CREEP"
PLAYING ON WEBSITE)

Hey.

??When you were here before ?も솵

(BUZZ)

(BLEEPING)

(QOHEN SIGHS)

(?も솵??

Wakey-wakey. Q.
Look what I got. I fixed it.

Check this out.
Look what I made. All right.

Prototype, soul-searching device.

What do you want?

He's a cranky bastard, ain't we?

Is this what I lost weeks
of sleep for?

Look, this call you're waiting for,

it's a figment of your imagination.

There's no such thing.

Not by phone at least.
Ask your shrink.

Yeah.

Yo, yo, yo, doc, you there?

Tell him there's no phone call.

I'm authorising you
to tell him the truth.

Come on, tell him he's delusional.

SHRINK-ROM: It's true, Qohen.

Your phone call's a delusion.
Sorry about that.

I was programmed to leave
your peculiar pathology untreated.

BOB: All right. Thanks, babes. See you.
But I didn't...

BOB: The truth ain't pretty, Q.

But like my old man says,
it'll set you free.

Your call ain't carried
by British telecom.

It's coming from your soul,
connect with it.

You know how everything inside you
releases energy.

This suit will pick up the data and
relay it back to Mancom's neural net.

How can you believe in the soul
if you believe in nothing?

It's called a paradox, Q.

I'm young enough
to believe all kinds of things.

Did you know...

that more than 33 different
aboriginal tribes believe

that the soul resides somewhere
in the lower digestive tract?

Absolutely true.

But here's the zinger.

None of these tribes have any
knowledge of each other's existence.

Coincidence?
Hm?

Coincidence?

Where do you think all these
separate peoples got such an idea?

Dysentery.

Aha. Q, you're getting
to be very funny lately.

Listen up, if you have a soul,

which I'm betting you do,

this baby will locate it

and connect you with it.

(INTERCOM BUZZING)

Did you order pizza?
Did you order pizza?

Can I come in?

(?も솵??

It's Management's son.

You know Management, don't you?

I'm so sorry.

Joby told me I could have
the VR suit if I played along.

And you just seemed just...

Well, you were lonely.

You're wrong.

We were always alone,
never lonely.

Qohen, please.

Bainsley, Bob.
Bob, Bainsley,

She won't be staying long.

Hi.
Hi.

The Hawaiian tropics chick, eh?

Marooned yourself with this guy?

Well, we expect technology
supplied the necessary enticement.

BOB: Yeah, she's like a 10.

There's no way she'd want
an old guy, Q. No offence.

None taken.
But I do want him.

I think, and I'm pretty sure.

What for?
Heh, heh.

There's just something about him.
BOB: Yeah, right.

Must be the preservatives.

Hey, don't laugh at me.

Sorry.

BAINSLEY: I know it doesn't make sense,

but I need you...
I need you to believe me.

You said you never wanted
to leave me.

That wasn't us,
that was someone else.

No, that was you,
stripped of all your fear.

A cheap preferential trick.

What are you really afraid of?

QOHEN: We accept your apology

and wish you well
in all your future endeavours.

Hoping that Management
will assign someone else

to serve as the object
of your affection.

(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

(?も솵??

Well...

(SIGHS)

Everything I own is in my van
outside.

I don't know where I'm going,

but will you come with me?

Jesus. Q, do it.

We're afraid it is too late.

It is time Bainsley was on her way.
We have work to do.

We'll go somewhere far away,

to a special place,

on a tropical island.

A real one.

Just come with me.

I know we connected somehow,
you know?

I know we did.

And you need me.

And I need to be needed so bad.

Just come with me.

You know we can be together
for real.

Just run away with me.

No, we can't.

(SIGHS)

Jesus Christ, Q,
do you have any heart at all?

(SIGHS)

Hey, hey, do you need a break?
Yeah.

We feel like a rat in a rat trap.

I've been ready to gnaw
my foot off since I got here.

Let's get out of this tomb.

Do you mean us?
Yeah.

You and...
Me and yous.

Come on. Whatever happened
to giving up that "we" shit?

Well, we've been trying.

Yeah, sure you have. Come on.
Let's go. Up. Come on.

We haven't been outside
in over a year.

What happened to you, man?

Life happened to me.

Look, life happens
to everybody, all right?

Try thinking about somebody
besides your own selves.

I'm tired. I'm stressed.

And I'm traumatised
for the rest of my poor love life

with the way you dissed that
Bainsley, who is a scabillion times

the woman that
you deserve, so...

I need a break, Q, all right?
So get your...

Get your fucking head out
of your ass and follow me.

MAN: There we are.
BOB: Come on. Come on, let's go.

(?も솵??

BOY: Penny for the guy?
BOB: No, go. Go.

Come on.
Come on, then.

Come on. Let's go. Let's go.
Come on. Come on.

Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait.

You don't need...

You don't need skin cancer.

Right, there you go.
This is a big day.

A big day.
We're going to the park.

And I got this new song too,
just for you.

Let's go.

(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING
OVER EARPIECE)

WOMAN: (OVER SPEAKER)
Good morning.

You having fun?
Excuse us?

Are you having a good time?

Approximately.

WOMAN: Your dreams are our dreams.
That's why we say:

"Enough is never enough."
Call us today.

BOB: Jeez. What are you doing?

Get out of my way.
Punks!

Fuck you.
I know, I know, I'm fucking...

MAN: (OVER SPEAKERS)
...reaches out to that special you.

(?も솵??

They'll never get it up.

(LAUGHING)

A little tail would make that thing
more aerodynamically active.

GIRL: Ready? One, two, three.

You ever have a girlfriend?

Yeah, we had a girlfriend
when we were your age.

We spent every possible
moment with our long walks,

movies, lying in the backyard
staring up at the stars

until her parents called her in,
sent us home.

Very much in love with her,
as we recall.

What ever happened to her?

We married her,
she eventually divorced us

and we never saw her again.

Thanks for that happy,
hopeful little parable.

I can hardly wait for my
own first divorce. Heh.

GIRL: Yeah, more, more. That's it, yeah.
I don't know any girls my age.

Seems like getting old
would be pretty boring.

Old people, they just... They do
the same thing day after day after day.

Like listening to the same song
over and over and over.

Yeah, maybe it's a good song.

Maybe. After a while, it gets old.

KIDS: Ah!
Get out of here. Go.

You know, I'm 15.

I'm 15 and already tons of stuff
bores me to death.

Think about what will happen
when I get as old as you.

I'm about to crash.

I need some food.

Do us a couple of dogs, Q?

A couple of wieners
for a couple of weenies.

Can we have some relish on ours?
Of course. You got it.

You know, I just met her,
but I really miss Bainsley.

Must be killing you,
losing a doll like that.

Sorry, man.
I'm going.

(?も솵??

BAINSLEY: Just come with me.

We connected.

You need me.

And I need to be needed so bad.

(BEEPING)

What's the matter? Just realising what
a jerk you were dumping Bainsley?

I'm just thinking...

Did I just hear
what I think I heard?

I told you.
I've been working on it.

That's what I like about you,
man.

You're not too old a dog
to learn new tricks.

(GROANING AND GRUNTING)

What's wrong?
I'm just dizzy. I'm dizzy.

Just a little dizzy.

You're burning up.

Happens when I don't sleep.
Not a big deal.

You need medical attention.
Just get me aspirin

and run me a cool bath.

I feel better already.

I just need some sleep.

Bob?

Bob?

(GLASS SHATTERING)

(DEVICE BEEPING)

(?も솵??

(GRUNTING)

(DEVICE BEEPING)

(DEVICE BEEPING)

(DEVICE BEEPING)

(DEVICE BEEPING)

(PIGEON SQUAWKING)

(DEVICE RINGING)

(GRUNTS)

Unh!

(GROANING)

(?も솵??

(GRUNTING)

(SQUEAKING)

I... No.

I don't wanna take...

I knew nothing.

(PIGEON COOING)

(THUMPING AND BANGING)

Ow.

(GROANING)

(THUMP)

Unh!

You have made
a very big mistake.

He just needs some rest.
Yeah.

Come on.

I wouldn't wanna be in your shoes.
SLIM: Here we go.

We'll be back tomorrow
for the hardware.

Don't touch anything.

We have notified
your supervisor.

(GROANING)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(POUNDING ON DOOR)

(SQUEAKING)

(POUNDING CONTINUES)

Quinn, you bastard.

I just called by

to say thank you
for getting me fired from my job.

You're still a tool.

At least I'm not playing patty-cake
in a bathtub

with a teenage boy, you sick freak.

You have no idea
what you're talking about.

I know what I know.

I had a good job till you came along
and you fucked it up

and you fucked up Zip-T
and you fucked up poor old Bob.

Well, I'm here to say fuck you
and the entity around it all.

That's F-U-Q-U, Quinn!

You know my name.
I know who you are.

Leth!

Do you?

(?も솵??

(SIGHS)

(BEEP)

(BLEEPING)

(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

(BEEPING)

Unh!

(?も솵??

MANAGEMENT: I'm afraid you won't
find my son here, Mr. Leth.

He's been hospitalised.

Is he all right?

If I believed in miracles,
I'd be praying for one now.

He's not well.

My son's never been well.

I've tried to protect him, but
he's always chafed at my touch.

This morning, he stole a car
from my vintage collection.

Are you real
or are you just in my mind?

It doesn't matter at all. You're
part of the neural net now.

So there's no answer?
Depends on the question.

What I'm living for?

That's a good question, Mr. Leth,
posed to the entirely wrong person.

You seem to have mistaken me
for a considerably higher power.

I'm not the source of your call.
I'm not God or the devil.

I'm just a man seeking the truth.

What truth if...?
Turn around and look.

That's it.

Chaos encapsulated.

(CONTROLS CLICKING)

That's all there is at the end,

just as it was at the beginning.

There it is then.
You've proved the zero theorem.

Not quite. Mancom is still,
as you said, crunching the data.

Why would you want to prove
that all is for nothing?

I never said all is for nothing.
I'm a businessman, Mr. Leth.

Nothing is for nothing.

(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

What?
There's money in ordering disorder.

Chaos pays, Mr. Leth. Chaos
comprises a rich vein of ore

that with Mancom's muscle,
will be all mine

to mine.

The saddest aspect of mankind's
need to believe in a God,

or to put it another way,
a purpose greater than this life,

is that it makes this life
meaningless.

You see, this is all just a way station
on the road to promised eternity.

The reason I chose you...

I mean, rather perversely,
I admit,

is because you represent
the antithesis of my project.

A man of faith.

You see, you've persisted in
believing that a phone call

could give your life meaning.
You've waited and waited,

and as a result,
you've led a meaningless life.

I'm sorry, but I no longer
require your services.

You pervert! You devil!

You monster!

You tear me up,
charge me interest.

MANAGEMENT: I'm sorry, Mr. Leth. I
no longer require your services.

I'm sorry, Mr. Leth.
I no longer require your services.

I'm sorry, Mr. Leth.
I no longer require your services.

I'm sorry, Mr. Leth.
I no longer require your services.

I'm sorry, Mr. Leth.
I no longer require your services.

I'm sorry, Mr. Leth.
I no longer require your services.

I'm sorry, Mr. Leth.
I no longer require your services.

MAN: (OVER SPEAKERS) Mancom, making
sense of the good things in life.

Mancom, making sense
of the good things in life.

Mancom, making sense
of the good things in life.

Mancom, making sense
of the good things in life.

Mancom,
making good things of man life.

Man things in good...

(MAN'S VOICE GETTING DISTORTED)

Making good things...

Making...

Making man life... Making man life...
Making man life...

Making man life... Making man life...
Making man life...

(QOHEN PANTING)

(SIGHS)

Oh.

Yes, you were the wrong tool, mate.

(CLICK THEN
ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

(THUMPING AND CLANKING)

(?も솵??

(WHIRRING AND RUMBLING)

(?も솵??

(BIRDS CHIRPING)

(KAREN SOUZA'S "CREEP" PLAYING)

??When you were here before ??/i

??Couldn't look you in the eye ??/i

??You're just like an angel ??/i

??Your skin makes me cry ??/i

??You float like a feather ??/i

??In a beautiful world ??/i

??I wish I was special ??/i

??You're so very special ??/i

??But I'm a creep ??/i

??And I'm a weirdo ??/i

??What the hell am I doing here? ??/i

??I don't belong here ??/i

??I don't care if it hurts ??/i

BAINSLEY: Qohen?

??I wanna have control ??/i

BAINSLEY: Heh, heh, heh. Qohen.

??I want a perfect body ??/i

BAINSLEY: Hey, Qohen.

??I want a perfect soul ??/i

(BAINSLEY LAUGHS)

??But I'm a creep ??/i

??I'm a weirdo ??/i

??What the hell am I doing here? ??/i

??I don't belong here ??/i

??I don't belong here ?も솵

(BAINSLEY LAUGHS)

(?も솵??

(?も솵??

(?も솵??

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우리 유로피아 금융은
당신이 행복해 지길 원합니다.

고객님의 근심은 우리의 근심입니다.

고객님의 꿈은 우리의 꿈입니다.

그러니 기억하십시오
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전화 주세요.

상쾌한 아침입니다.
우리 유로피아 금융은...

모두가 부자가 되고 있습니다.
당신만 빼고 말이죠

성공의 비결이 기다리고 있습니다
오늘밤 8시 MBC에서 뵙죠.

불교에 지치고,
싸이언 톨로지(종교)에 진절머리가 납니까?

배만교로 오십시오
구원자가 기다리고 있습니다.

미래는 그저 왔다가 갑니다.

당신은 무얼 하고 있습니까?

미래로 초대합니다.
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단점을 완벽히 보완한 상품이 여러분을 기다립니다.

우리는 혼란스러운 세상에 살고있습니다.

짧은시간 동안 우리는 많은 선택을 해야합니다.

우리가 필요한게 무엇일까요?

우리가 사랑할 사람은 누굴까요?

무엇이 기쁨을 줍니까?

맨컴
당신의 삶의 질을 높여드립니다

프레젠테이션을 시작하겠습니다

감사합니다
자 그럼

이쪽으로 따라 오시죠

여기 입니다
여길 보시죠

맨컴 소유의 Q-void는
컴퓨터 시스템을 사용합니다

사진은 안돼요
네 감사합니다.

우리는 이것을 '6의 힘'
이라 부릅니다

6의 집합체

사업이나 개인의 욕구에
안정을 제공합니다

보시다시피 우리 회사는
격렬한 경쟁분위기를

조성합니다
물론 건강한 경쟁입니다

안녕하세요 코헨 레스씨.
우리 건강유지 협회는

당신의 장애인신청에 대한 답을
오늘 14:40까지 확인할 예정입니다

연락주세요.

연락은 무슨

쿠힌씨

잘 돼가고 있습니까?

코헨입니다 조비씨

그리고 잘 안됀다고 몇번 말씀드립니까?
'우린' 죽어가요

그 방면에 의사를 찾아봐야 겠군요.
당신을 잃을 순 없죠

우리 오늘 만나기로 안했습니까?
오늘이 아닌데요.

약속했잖아요.
취소했습니다.

당신은 오늘 유한..초한..패러독스 연구가
잡혀있어요

끝냈습니다

병리학과가 정리해고를
고려하고 있어요

이거 오늘 아침에도 했습니까?

말씀드렸다 시피
'우리'는 여기서 일하는 걸 혐오합니다

생산량을 고려해서
이해 할 수가 없군요

왜 당신이 '우리'가 여기 오길 주장하는지
'매니저' 얘기군요

코헨 입니다 Q O H E N
어련하시겠어요

그럼 이제 경영쪽 얘길 해 볼까요?

안됩니다.
그 얘긴 하면 안돼요

당신도 알잖아요.
한마디 하죠

그만좀 툴툴거려요.
그렇게 나쁘지 않아요.

부재중 전화를 두려워 않는 이 지독한 곳을

담담히 받아 들일수 있었겠지

오 그 전화 말이군요.
그럼 그 자동응답좀 안할 수 없나요?

전 당신의 개인전화를 악용할수 있는데 말이죠

그 전활 받기 위해 집에 있어야 해

저기, 제가 할 수 있는 걸 찾아 볼게요.

미안해요

우리는 접촉하지 않는게 좋을 것 같군요.

코한 레쓰
존재 연구 분야에 계시군요

장애 신청을 하셨군요

그리고 재택근무도요.

그건 '매니저'와 관련된 입니다만
레쓰씨

여기선 오직 건강문제만 다룹니다.

어디가 불편한가요?

'우리'는 죽어가요.
'우리'가 누구죠?

'우리'요
나 스스로 말하는 거에요

거긴 당신밖에 없습니다만..
그렇게 보이는 거에요

작년에 5가지 신체문제를 다룰 때
이미 한 얘기군요.

그는 건강해 보이는 군요.

제 머리카락이 빠졌어요.
완벽히 자연적인 현상입니다

참 생산적인 일을 하시군요.
그 숫자 계산하는 것에

의미있는 숫자들이죠

'우리'는 살아있는
비밀스런 정보를 가지고 일합니다

그냥 숫자보단 충분히 가치있죠

제 경험에 따르면
죽어가는 사람들은 거의 생산적이지 않습니다만

어쨋거나 '우린' 죽어갑니다.
아니요 안죽습니다

죽어요

아닙니다.
죽어요

아닙니다.
죽는다고요

아니라고!
잠깐, 잠깐

그만 다투세요

제가 얘기해 보죠

당신은 죽지 않습니다

다시 말해보죠
태어난 순간

우리모두는 죽어간다고
말할 수 있죠

일종의 신의 계획된 구식화죠.

빠르든 늦든, 거지든 왕이든
죽음은 모든 것의 끝입니다

왜 우리의 삶이 완벽한 유기체의 죽음을

발생시키는
바이러스처럼 보이는 걸까요?

그만하게.

사실 입니다

장애인 신청은 거부합니다
그만 돌아가 주시죠

하지만 정신감정을 더
해보는 걸 추천 합니다

그럴 시간이 없군요

이걸 사용하는 시간은 있었으면 좋겠군요.

오늘 저녁 일정이 변경됬습니다

8시가 아니고 7:30 입니다
네

발바닦이 닳도록 뛰어가죠

말했잖습니까 쿠힌씨
의사들은 쓸모없어요, 다신가지마요

괜찮아요. 조비가 일을 맡았어요.
문제는 다 해결 됬어요

집에 보내 주는 겁니까?
한번에 하나씩 하죠

'매니저'를 만나게 해줄 수 있어요.
오늘밤 그가 파티에 온답니다

파티요?
여기 주소를 줄게요

오기만 하면 나머진 제가 처리하죠.

못할까 두렵군요.

뭐를요? 집에서 손씻는거요?

집에서 전화가
오길 기다려야 해요

이봐요, 도움이 필요 없어요?

'우리'는 그저 파티가 두렵습니다

어디에 서 있는지도 모를겁니다

당신 정말 웃기는 군요
정말 어디에 서 있을지도 모른다니

좋아하게 될 거에요

나중에 뵙죠, 쿠인씨

코헨 입니다

이봐! 쿠힌!

거기 아냐.
여기로 들어와

한창이야
빨리 들어와

여기가 메인 룸이야
여기있는건 모두 공짜지

바바라
재미좋아? 어때?

엄,, 못 듣나..?

이거 보이나?

뭔지 알겠나?

이거 대리석이라고
진짜 대리석

여긴 이걸로 꽉 차있지
내 삼촌 꺼야

삼촌 것이었지 페이스 북 주식 폭락으로
모든걸 잃어버리기 전까지

'제거자'가
내일 온다네

하지만 오늘은 아니지

그러니 파티를 즐기라고!

'매니져'가 와 있나?
음! 음음!!

조용히 좀 해.
유언비어 퍼트리지 말게

'매니져' 어디있나?
쉿.

그가 오면 말해주겠네

그건 그렇고
왔으니 즐겨야지

좀 어울려보라고, 알겠나 쿠힌?

코헨일세

그래 그래 아무렴

하이루~

괜찮게 생겼네

최종 진화부? 아니면 생리학?

영석하지만 그것뿐인..

실례합니다

앉게

그래 뭐가 문젠가?

'우리'는 그저 집에 가기 원합니다.

집?

'우리'는 당신이
고독의 가치를 아는 걸로 보입니다

'우리'도 그렇고요
혼자 있는 게 좋다는걸,

'우리'는 독립된 곳에서 일한다 하더라도

좁은 방들이 둘러 싼 곳에선

제대로 일할 수가 없습니다
그렇지만

두배로 일할 수 있는
곳이 있습니다

집이요.

그리고 '우리'중 리더가
전화를 놓칠 수도 있다고 하는 군요

당신도 알다시피 '우리'는
평생 그 전화를 기다려 왔어요

그리고 '우리'는..

전화의 기원은 아직 미스테리로
남아있지만

'우리'가 할수 있는 건 없지만
희망하길

그게 '우리'가 알지 못하고
살아온 목적을 줄거라고..

당신은 상당히 미쳤군요. 레인씨

방해해서 죄송합니다.

한잔 할래?
아니!

술?

오!! 퀸
이 대머리 친구 여기 있었구만

여태 어디 숨어 있었나?

그 코트 이리 주게
'우리'는 그를 만났어

누구?
'경영자'

그만좀 할수 없나?
'경영자'가 온다는 건 비밀이야

아니, 이건 그가..
그만좀 하게

'우리'는 지금 집에 꼭 가야하네

안돼, 분류할게 좀 있어.
나중에 그를 만나게 해주겠네.

아무것도 먹지 않게 하고
보낼 순 없지

코헨이라고

우리의 첫만남 이잖나.
그냥 하나 먹게

맛있는 걸 먹어야 봐야
맛을 알지

알겠으니까 자, 먹어 먹어
이건 명령이네

맛있는게 많다니깐!

더 먹어

모두 음식을 즐기세요

좋아요
그대로 멈춰봐요

무엇이 삶의 의미인가?
레쓰

아, 거의 끝까지 왔지만
여전히 답이 없군

특별한 프로젝트를 가지고 있네
자네나 나나 모두에게 좋은 거지

시간이 많지 않네
정말 시간이 없어

와우!

좋아

거기서 살거에요?

괜찮아요?

네?

네

실례

저랑 같이 갈래요?
네?

오래 안걸려요

그럼 제가 생명의 은인 이군요

그래서 어쩌라고요?

고맙습니다
별말씀을

전 벤스리에요

그쪽은..?

코헨이요 헨

이 사람들과 같이 일하나요?

그렇게 말한다면 그럴 수 있죠

무슨일을 하세요?
'우리'요? 본질을 연구하죠

그래도 이사람들이 싫진 않군요?.
네?

그럼 왜
'우리'라고 그래요?

'우리'요 우릴 그렇게 불러요

오, 그렇군요

여기 좀 도와줘

날 보니까 어때요?

내 드레스 참 못생겼죠?

뭐 모두 아빠 탓이에요

아빤 남자가 안꼬이게 하려고
이렇게 엄청나게 이상한 드레스를 사주죠

그래도 잘 안됬죠

날 더 벗게 만들고 싶어지게 했으니깐

그리고 남자가 안꼬이게
하는 방법은 없는걸요

실례하겠습니다

'우린'지금 꼭 가야해요.

잠깐만요.

잠깐만 기다려요.

이봐요.

이런말 못들어 봤나?
원하는 걸 얻기전엔 조심하라고

네? 무슨 말이죠?
집에 가게 됬어요

제로 법칙

모든게 비밀이죠

제가 고용되기 전부터
'경영자'는 직접 사람을 고용해 왔죠

아무도 지속하지 못하죠
정말 피곤한 프로젝트에요

어렸을 때 3주간
거기서 일했었죠

처음엔 좋았죠

하지만 'zip-t'에서의 일 후엔
전 일을 제대로 못했죠

그게 '경영자'가
절 감독관으로 세운 이유입니다

당신에겐 난 그저 별볼일 없어
보인지도 모르겠지만

그래서 당신을
고른 것 같아요

아무것도 잃을게 없으니까
아무튼 기술자가 지금쯤

도착해서 잠금장치와
몇가지를 손 봤을 겁니다

당신을 믿습니다, 쿠힌

그 법칙을 증명할 수 있을겁니다

근데 제가 하는 일이 뭐죠?
'경영자'는 절박해 보였습니다만

이렇게 짜증나는 일을
왜 해야하는지 궁금했던 적은 없습니까?

어때?

이거 입게나

여기야

신경망 회로네

'경영자' 기술의 핵심이지

더럽게 똑똑하고
여전히 배워가고 있지

이젠 정말 정말 조용히 하게

본질을 낚으러 가야하니깐

일은 어때? 밥?
힘들어?

늘 똑같죠, 밥

밥, 괜찮네
여긴 쿠힌이라고 그 일을 맡았지

시간낭비에요 밥

2주도 못 견딜걸요

저긴 밥이네
여름 인턴이지

왜 당신을 밥이라고 부르죠?
저 녀석은 모두다 밥이라고 부르네

사람 이름 기억하는 건
뇌세포 낭비라고 생각하지

그는 하드웨어 전문가지
그걸 하기엔 좀 어리지 않나요?

저 녀석은 걷기도 전에
프로그램을 만들 수 있었지

여기, 자네의 소프트 웨어야

'경영자'가 새로운 데어터를
매주 보내 줄거야

이 프로젝트는
얼마나 걸리죠?

몰라
평생 걸릴지도 모르지

내가 철없을 땐
중성미립자는 질량이 없다고 생각했지

그러다 누군가 그게
질량이 있다는 걸 발견했을 때

정말 작은 질량이었지만
질량은 질량이잖아?

이건 뭔가 더하는 거야

그 방면은 날 흥분하게 하지
자네가 걱정할 필욘 없어

모든게 통제 아래있네
자넨 필요한 모든걸 가지고 있네

세상이 뒤에서 비웃는 듯한
느낌을 가진적 있나?

이 우주 안 모든 사람이

실없는 농담에 웃고있을 때
자네만 빼고

자네가 웃지 못하는 이유는
자네가 골때리게 웃기기 때문이야

그런 느낌 받아 봤나? 쿠힌
코헨입니다

일은 어때? 밥?
힘들어?

늘 똑 같죠

늘

현재 0은
93.78926 % 입니다

0은 반드시
100%가 되어야 합니다

처음 할당량은
4시간 안에 업로드 해야합니다

행운을 빕니다

그렇지

그래

코헨씨

다음 할당량은
1시간 안에 업로드 해야 합니다

다음 대상에 필요로 하는
숫자를 넣으세요

쿠헨 레쓰씨
알려드립니다

현재 0은
93.78926 % 입니다

0은 반드시
100 % 가 되어야 합니다

여보세요?
코헨 레쓰씨

다음 할당량은
1시간 안에 업로드 해야 합니다

할당량을 완료하실 수 있으면
1번을 누르세요

그렇지 않다면
필요한 것을 제출하세요

다음 할당량 데이터는..

0은 반드시
100 % 가 되어야 합니다

0은 반드시
100 % 가 되어야 합니다

0은 반드시
100 % 가 되어야 합니다

긴장했나요? 코헨씨?

본론으로 들어가 보죠

저번 상담때
죽음과 삶의 공포증

광장공포증

대인 기피증, 우울증

자기 공포증(고독)
아닙니다

'우린'대게 큰 공포를 느끼지만
또 느끼지 않습니다..

계속하세요
어떤 방식으로,,

비협조적으로 나오실 건가요?
전혀 아닙니다

'우리'가 그렇게 보였을 수도 있죠

당신의 공포증에 대해
얘기 해왔죠.

이젠 기쁨에 관해 얘기해 보죠

지금은, 기쁨에 대해
생각나는게 없습니다

그럼 과거에는 어땠나요?

지금 생각해 보겠습니다
제일 좋아하는 음식이 무엇이었나요?

그게, 기억이
나지 않습니다만

지금
'우리'는 기쁨을 느끼지 못합니다

그럼 무엇을 느끼죠?

아무것도요

당신은 별종이군요
코헨씨

나쁜 의미는 아닙니다
이해하기 힘든 사람이군요

검사를 좀 더...

미스터 코헨 씨
확인 전화 드립니다.

다음 할당량은
1시간 안에 업로드 해야 합니다

뭐?
할당량을 완료하실 수 있으면

1번을 누르세요,
그렇지 않다면

할당량 완료시간을
분 단위로 입렵해 주세요

잠시만 기다려 주십시오
입렵 되었습니다

60분 남았습니다
아니 난..

안녕히 계십시오.
그건,, 안돼

우린 다음시간
마무리 할 수 있을 것 같군요.

그럼 오늘은 여기서 끝내죠.
이 본질에 관한 것들은

여기저기 분해 되어 있지만

각각 의미를 가지고 있지
하지만 변화는

그 의미에 달려있다고.
코헨 씨.

그 변화란.. 숨을 쉬세요

그 의미에 달려있는 거라고
자 크게 들이쉬고 내쉬세요

자 크게..

이제 내쉬세요
'우리'가 원하는건 그 전화 뿐이에요

네 알고 있어요

오늘은 여기서 마치죠
다음에 봅시다

안녕하세요 코헨 씨
확인 전화입니다

다음 할당량은..

안녕하세요 코헨 씨
확인 전화입니다

다음 할당량은
1시간 안에 업로드 해야 합니다

안녕하세요 코헨 씨

본질 연구 분야라구요?

그거 해 봤어요?

허브 말예요

허브를 쓰면 행복하죠

취한 것 처럼

그건 마시는 물에 넣어야 해요

검은, 불소 화합물이려나?

혼자 왔어요?

'우리'는 보통 혼자 다닙니다

미스테리 좋죠

흥분되거든요

당신은 날 모르고
나도 당신을 모르고

모르죠

전 이웃이에요

이런 파티엔
항상 이웃들이 오죠

내 방으로 갈래요?

'우리'가 실망만 시키는군요.
'우린'할일이 많아요

오늘 들은 말중에
가장 좋은 말이네요

고맙지만

가야합니다

기다려요

이봐요

거절하지 마요

그냥 한번
생각 해 봐요

지금은 아니더라도
다음에

그냥 전화만 주면 되요

안녕히 계세요, 미스터 레쓰 씨
안녕히 계세요..

다음 할당량은
1시간 안에 업로드 해야 합니다

할당량을 완료할 수 있다면
1번을 눌러 주세요

그렇지 않다면 필요한 것을
말해주세요

할당량을 채우기 위해
필요한 시간을 입력하세요

0은 반드시
100%가 되어야 합니다

0은 반드시
100%가 되어야 합니다

이렇게 해보자

ㅎㅎㅎㅎ
옆으로 가는 게 같구만

안돼, 안돼

제발

그렇지

그래, 그래 그래!

안돼, 안돼 안드애!!!

지금은 안돼
진행 데이터가 업로드 됩니다.

작업을 완수 하기 위한 시간을
입력하세요

잘못 입력하셨습니다
다시 입력해 주세요

다시 입력해 주세요
닥쳐!!!!

잘못 입력 하셨습니다

다시 입력해 주세요.
그걸 놓치면 안된다고

잘못 입력 하셨습니다
다시 입력해 주세요

잘못 입력 하셨습니다
다시 입력해 주세요

크게 숨을 쉬세요

뭐라는거야, 비켜
크게 숨을 쉬세요

조용히 해

제발

여보세요?

'경영자'가 말하길
문제가 생겼다면서요?.

쿠힌, 꽉 막힌사람,,
오랜만이군요

좀 어때요?
여전히 죽어가는 군요

여기서 뭐하십니까?
현장 학습이죠

옷도 마음에 들고 역시
밖에서 일하는 건 즐겁군요

난장판이 따로 없군요
쿠힌

이러니 일을 못하는 군요

무슨 일이에요?

지금,'우리'는 업로드 스케줄을
유지하기가 힘듭니다

본질(자료)들이
난해 합니다

그거 그렇고

녹초가 됬군요
많이 봐 왔습니다

I'd pull you off the pitch

하지만 '경영자'는
기회를 한번 주자는 군요

이유는 묻지 마세요

전화 문제군요

혼자 고쳐보려고 했고, 그렇죠?

일하는데 필요해
보이진 않군요

중합마는
철판 펼때나 쓰는 거죠

전화를 고치기엔
맞지 않습니다만

모든건 연결되어 있어요

유선, 무선
인터넷망

연결을 끊으면
아무것도 알수 없어요

됐군요

한마디 하자면
이런일은 참 목이 타게 하는군요

맥주는 없겠죠,
혹시 있나요?

수돗물은 있습니다만

아..

고마워요

(SIGHS)

보고싶었습니다
쿠힌

감독관들은
친구를 잘 사귀지 않죠

'우리'가 친구라고 생각 합니까?
네 물론이죠

그렇게 생각해요

그럼,
진짜 문제가 뭡니까?

제로법칙은 증명할수 없습니다.

'우리'는 여전히
전화를 받지 못했습니다

'경영자'를 믿지 못하는 군요

더할게 남아있지 않아요

아니요, 다시 돌아가서 모든걸
다시 더하는 겁니다 그게 포인트에요

포인트가 뭡니까?
정확히 모든것의 포인트가 뭐죠?

당신은 지금 제로법칙의
우리에 갇혀 허덕이고 있어요

일 때문에 혼 빨려 나간 것
같다고 생각하죠?

장담하죠 그럴 거라고
나는 아무데도 없으면서도 가까이 있어요

지금 그저 문을 두드리는 거에요,쿠힌
스트레스 받는게 당연하죠

앉아봐요

여기

뭘 하고 있는지
정말 모르겠나요?

'우린' 그저 신경쓰지 않습니다
'우리'의 관심은 전화입니다

'우리'가 전화를 기다린다고
'경영자'에게 지금 말해 주겠습니까?

네,네,네
맙소사, 쳇바퀴도는 대화군

전활 받게 될 거에요
이 걱정많은 사람아

이렇게 일하면 안되지

당신을 이렇게 괴롭게하는
그 전화를 받게 될 거에요

내 친구중 한명이
도와줄 수 있을 거에요

친구가 한명도 없다고 하지 않았나요?
이런,이런, 그렇게 말하다니,쿠힌

코헨 입니다

코.헨.

그렇게 자세히
말할 필요는 없어요

다 생각이 있어요

조비에게 부탁합시다

여보세요? 레쓰 씨?

코헨 레쓰?

짜잔

벤슬리에요

기다렸잖아요

한 통화도 없더군요

오 얼굴좀 봐

조비 말이 맞군요
당신은 내가 필요 해요

당신이 조비의 친군가요?

음, 조비는
친구가 없어요

뭔가 거룩함이 느껴져요

성당 속 사랑이라

우리는 접촉하지 않는게
좋겠군요

여길 빌리는데
엄청 비싸겠네요

사실
'우리'소유의 빌딩입니다

몇년전에 보험회사에서
이 빌딩을 샀죠

여긴 화재가 크게
한번 났었어요

이전 소유주는
승려들이었죠

그들은 성스러운 맹세를 했죠

겸손히 살 것과
침묵 할 것을

불이나도
아무도 말하지 않았죠

여긴 뭐가 있나요?

와우

좋은게 있었네

다른건 뭐 없나요?

그건 선물 받은..

쉿

당신은..

굉장히 흥미로운
골격을 가졌군요

빛나고

순수한

그리고

당신이 가진 엄청난
하드 드라이버 가 여기 있군요

정확히 당신이
하는 일이 뭐죠?

음 문제를 해결하죠

조비는 당신이

'우리'가 전화를 받는데
도움이 된다 생각하나요?

그렇죠
그가 전화를 언급 했죠

째려보는 건가요?

정말 미안합니다
아얏

손톱이 부러졌어요

다 망할 키보드 때문에..
구급함을 가져올게요

그냥 키스해주면 안되요?
네?

내가 다칠 때마다
아빠가 키스해 줬거든요

그럼 훨씬
괜찮아 졌거든요

아 저기..
여기요

장난쳐요?

이렇게요

좋아 졌나요?

미안합니다만

알려드리지 못했군요,
이 여자분의 병리학적 시도들은

그저 아버지로 부터 버림받은
것을 당신으로 풀려는 거란 걸.

둘 사이에는 큰 나이차가 있는...

시끄러운 년

우리 아빠는 날
버리지 않았어

죽었거든

오해 할까해서
말하는데

성적인 접촉은
안할 꺼에요

남자들이 랩으로 자기를
미라처럼 싸든 뭘하든 신경 안써요

하지만
하지만, 내안엔 아무것도 없죠

너무 위험해요

난 탄트라를 할수 있죠
상대를 조종할 수 있는

스마트하고 안전하죠

그리고 이 느낌은 정말
욱신거릴 꺼에요

뭐 먹을거 있나요?

배가 등에
붙겠네요

더럽네 정말

또 쳐다 봤군요
죄송합니다

신경안써요

그냥 말한거 뿐이에요

당신은 강한 사람이군요

그럼, 코헨

혼자 갇혀서
뭔갈 기다려요

뭘 기다리죠? 전화?

말해봐요
뭘 위한 거죠?

'우리'는 '우릴'설명하기에
너무 지쳤습니다

그래도, 말을 안하면
어떻게 도울수 있겠어요?

비켜주세요

제발요

말해봐요

어떻게 시작된 거죠?

정확하진 않지만..

자백하죠
좋은것이든 나쁜것이든

우린 다르길 원했죠

뭔가 특별하길

하지만 객관적으로 볼때
우리도 다른사람과 같은

하찮은 사람이란 판단이 났죠

결국 수많은
일벌중 하나란 걸

거대한 집단속에..

수십명이 똑같이 살아가요

'우리'는 술, 약, 섹스 로
부터 탈출하고 싶었죠

그러던 중이었어요

어느날 밤

정말 오래전이군요

전화 벨소리에
잠에서 깼어요

전화를 받으니까

수화기 넘어 목소리가 들렸어요

"코헨 레쓰"

하지만 '우리'가
반응 하기도 전에

'우린' 이 거대하고
힘있는 무거움 음성을

전화기를 통해 느꼈습니다

'우린'갑자기 전에 느껴본 적이 없는
거대한 기쁨을 느꼈어요

그리고 '우리'가 할수 있는건
그저 '네'라고 말하는 것 뿐이었죠

그 음성은 '우리'에게
삶의 의미를 말해주려 했죠

'우리'의 특별한
부름을 말해주려고

'우리'의 존재 의미를
말해주려고..

그리고요?

그리고

너무 흥분한 나머지

정신을 잃고
전화를 놓쳤죠

그럼 여태껏
전화를 기다린 건가요?

그럼 전화를 받는 이유가
또 뭐가 있겠어요?

누군가와 대화하려고 전화하죠

그런건
쓸데없는 거에요

하지만 그게 보통
우리가 하는건데요

말하자면 그렇죠

그래서 여지껏 기다리는게
그 전화란 말이죠?

당신이 원하는 걸
말해주는 전화

와, 그냥
피싱전화 일꺼에요

당신이 그걸 안놓쳤다면
지금쯤 하와이에서 시간을 보냈겠군요

큰일이네

당신이 말한 거
정말 모두 믿고있나요?

네

그래요

그럼

도와줄수 있겠네요

도망가지 마요

곧 다시 올게요 알겠죠?

브렌슬리?
밥, 문좀 열어줘

누구? 밥?
밥, 지금 급하니까

들여보내줘 스카티!

'우리'이름은
스카티가 아닙니다만

알고있어 밥

'우린' 밥이 아닙니다
쫌!

지금 오줌마려워
춤추고 있으니깐 쫌

화장실 어디야?

화장실 어디냐구!

여기

어떻게 들어왔어?

마술이지

실례

이런, 내가 저런걸
오래 신장에 보관했다니

교통체증이 좀
있었거든

빨리와 밥

최대한 빨리 가고 있어

여기 싸인 하게
뭐

배달 영수증이야

'우린'아무것도
도와주는 거니까 싸인해

좋았어
정확히 4시간 있다가 데리러 오지

그를 잘 간수하게나

내가 당신이었다면
저 복제품같은 녀석이랑 안어울릴거야

보기에 위험이 없어 보여도
금방 태워 죽일껄?

여기,, 당신이 사는곳
참 더럽네

괜찮아?

사실 '우린'죽어간다네

그래보여, 내말은
무섭게 생겼잖아 밥

밥이라고 그만 불러 주겠나?

그럼 뭐라고 불러?
미스터 레쓰

레쓰? 귀찮아

코헨
쿠헨이 아니고

모음을 다 바꿔야 겠군

큐로 부르지

큐가 낫겠어

당신은 이제 큐야

기분 좋아?

여긴 왜 왔나?

노인네가 다시 일하게
도와주고 오라고 해서

노인네?
보스

극소 연산장치의
다쓰 베이더 말야

내가 친애하는 아빠라 부르는,
'경영자'로 알려져 있지

'경영자'의 아들인가?
하나밖에 없는 아들이지

여름 인턴으로 있는
어둠의 상속자지

피자좀 주문해줘
아침을 굶었거든

이게 시간이 좀 걸려

'우리'가 가진건 오트밀이 조..
토나오네

더블치즈 파이로 주문해

아 나, 젠장
이런데 어떻게 일해?

엉망이군 정말

와, 이런

누군가 날 보는건
정말 못참아

아빠, 아빠

밥이 일하잖아요

좀 낫군

도대체 누가
감독관이 보는데서 일할 수 있어?

'우리'는 숨기는게 없다네

내말은 '우린'더이상
그를 위해 일하지 않네

그래 뭐
혼자 그렇게 생각해

무슨 말인가?
노인네는 당신을 아직 쓸거라고

하지만 '우린'끝났어

이젠 지쳤어
진절머리가 나

'우린' 그만두기로 했네
좋은 결정이지만

그렇겐 안되지.
무슨말인가? 조비가

노인네는 원하는게 무었이든
얻는 사람이라고 조비가 말해 줄거야

당신은 도구야
노인네가 매일 사용하는 도구

그 야리꾸리한 간호사?

브린슬리?
그녀도 도구야

아니야

우릴 도와주기로 해서
'우린' 그녈 기다리고 있네

원하는건 뭐든 기다려
그 창녀는 오지 않을 테니까

한시간 비용만 받았거든

거짓말 하지 말게

자, 어때요?

이거 올해 최고상 받았다구요

이거 신경 끝에 작용하죠

뇌의 시놉스에
직접 작용해요

조비가 이게
당신 프로젝트에 도움된데요

잘 모르겠군요

'우린' 이 프로젝트가
실제적인 목적을 가진거라고 생각 안했어요

비밀하나 말해줄까요?
난 사이버 공간 여행자에요

하지만 먼저 날 위해
해 줄게 있어요

짜잔

프리사이즈에요

위험하지 않나요?
오

당신이 어떻게 생각
하는가에 달렸죠

날 믿어요

입고 연결해요
자정에 내 웹을 클릭하면 되요

당신은 이렇게 데이트 합니까?
날 볼순 있지만 만지진 못하죠

늦지마요

기다리는건 질색이니까

노인네가 그러는데

다시 와서
일좀하라고

'우린' 더이상 관심이 없네
그리고 돌아오면

그 전화를 받게 해 주지

니가? 그 전화를 받게 도와준다고?

그래, 받게 해준다니깐
당신만 천잰줄 아나?

우리가 잠깐 얘기 할 동안
난 당신의 롬 파일을 받고있어

그건 잠궈놨는데?
그렇더군

핏자! 핏자!

피자 왔어요

오

좋네요

와우

어디다 놓을까요?

특별한 피자 랍니다

자

현금, 카드?

이봐요

Thank you.

왜 자꾸 봐요?
아무것도 아니에요

어,,
미안해요

괜한걸 물었네

감사합니다

이봐요

고맙네요

와우

죽이는군

이 호르몬 패러다임을
분출할 곳을 찾아야겠군

그녀가 날 이상하게 보던가?

'우리'는 사람들이
이상하게 쳐다보는데 익숙하네

그건 니가 이상하게 생겼으니까

특별한 피자에요~

아무튼 가봐야 겠어

나머진 놔두고 갈게

피자는 다이어트를 방해하네만

그럼 뭐
보관해놔

자네 연구좀 들여다보고
내일 말해주지

늦었잖아!
정확한 도착했어 밥

말대꾸 하지말고
다신 늦지마

다시올게 큐
날 좀 믿어봐

왜 '우리'가
당신을 믿어야 하나?

다른사람들 믿는것처럼만
날좀 믿어봐

그리고 '우리'라는 말좀
그만하게 짜증나니깐

정 못믿겠으면
의사나 찾아가봐

이게 프리사이즌가?

맘에 들어요?

당신을 위해 만들었어요

머리카락도요

선물이에요

특별한 사람을 위한

이게 '우리'가
맞는지 잘 모르겠군요

멍청하게 굴기는

안마십니다

여기선 당신이 원하는
무엇이든 할수 있어요

마셔도 결코
취하지 않죠

먹어도 결코 찌지도 않고.

머리아픈 모든걸
잊어버려요 후!

어때요?

여긴 어디죠?

당신의 마음속

그리고 나의 마음속

느껴져요?

그래도 이건
실제가 아니잖아요

실제보다 낫죠

당신은 당신 컴퓨터 속에
그리고 난 내 컴퓨터에

우리는 시신경 섬유와
기억칩으로 연결되있어요

여기서 우린
안전해요

걱정 말아요

이제
파티를 해 볼까요?

여기로 와요

빨리

여기 여기

좋아요

이봐요?

코헨?

코헨?

누가 알겠어요?

여기서 죽을 수 있나요?

안될껄요